Newcastle Oktoberfest. Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper.
October 31, 2016
My review of Newcastle Oktoberfest 2016 … More Newcastle Oktoberfest. Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper.
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Singing, soiling and exit strategies. My final guide to Metro etiquette.
September 10, 2016
In the final instalment of my Metro etiquette guide we’ll be looking at some of the things that are most likely to get you strung up by your fellow passengers. Entertainment I think it should be clear by now that the absolute last thing you should be doing whilst on The Metro is talking to … More Singing, soiling and exit strategies. My final guide to Metro etiquette.
Sweaty bellies, Ninja Turtles and Scampi Fries (A further guide to Metro etiquette)
September 5, 2016
We’ve tackled how to queue for a Metro and hopefully you have found a seat but you are still a long way from being an accomplished Metro traveller. Even if you aren’t seated, there’s a lot more to learn. Standing Due to the basics of supply and demand, not everybody can sit on the Metro. … More Sweaty bellies, Ninja Turtles and Scampi Fries (A further guide to Metro etiquette)
Sit your arse down. My guide to seating on the Metro.
August 31, 2016
Now that you know how to board the Metro correctly it is time to learn how to conduct yourself whilst on the train itself. This is where the majority of Metro crimes are committed. I’ve tried to break this guide down into a number of crucial areas, please take the time to study them and … More Sit your arse down. My guide to seating on the Metro.
Metro travel etiquette guide -The Wanderer, The Talker and The Space Invader.
August 30, 2016
The essential guide to etiquette whilst travelling on the Metro. … More Metro travel etiquette guide -The Wanderer, The Talker and The Space Invader.
Alan Parkinson 