Simpleton’s Guide To The Winter Olympics (Cross Country Skiing and Biathlon)

Simpleton’s Guide To The Winter Olympics (Cross Country Skiing and Biathlon) Day Three is when the Winter Olympics hots up in the cold with nine sports filling the schedule.  Up first are the ones that will last all day and not for those with a short attention span, Cross Country Skiing and The Biathlon. Cross … More Simpleton’s Guide To The Winter Olympics (Cross Country Skiing and Biathlon)

Simpleton’s Guide To The Winter Olympics (Figure Skating and Freestyle Skiing)

Simpleton’s Guide To The Winter Olympics (Figure Skating and Freestyle Skiing) After the Winter Olympics has kicked off with Curling and Ski Jumping, day two brings us the excitement and glamour of Figure Skating and the thrills and spills of Freestyle Skiing. Figure Skating Figure Skating is the only sport where American Tan tights are … More Simpleton’s Guide To The Winter Olympics (Figure Skating and Freestyle Skiing)

Leg It (Part Sixty-one)

Carter’s phone smashed against the wall as look of sheer anger spread across his face. “Bastards!” The whole office stopped and stared. “We’ve just had a report of gunfire at Davison’s house. It’s kicking off and we’re scratching our arses wondering what’s going to happen. Well, it’s happening now ladies and gentlemen. We’ve got to … More Leg It (Part Sixty-one)

Leg It (Part sixty)

“I don’t understand, if it’s not for the money, why did he do it?” Marie was confused. The story hadn’t come as a complete surprise. She knew something had been troubling Elvis. He could never lie. “Revenge I suppose. Davison had really got to us all. This way we got some sort of respect back.” … More Leg It (Part sixty)

How to be ill.

How to be ill With the NHS at breaking point, hospitals overflowing and queues to the local GP being longer than the one at Greggs when they were giving away free cheese pasties, it seems like the right time to give some valuable advice on how to be ill. There are as many illnesses out … More How to be ill.