BBC – Alan Parkinson

How to survive a heatwave

July 23, 2018

How to survive a heatwave. We’re in the middle of a heatwave. The sun is cracking the pavements, it has been for weeks. The BBC has had more news items about flip flop wearing Londoners than they would have if a giant spaceship landed and stole all of our children. Hosepipe bans are in place … More How to survive a heatwave

Teletext, The Mail and Hairy Fandangos. My review of the Olympics.

August 23, 2016

My friend Lisa told me that all female cyclists have to have hairy fannies. I’m not sure if it is true, I’m not 100% sure why she told me but I am sure that she knew how to get me interested in the Olympics. As the sun sets over the Copacabana and the GB athletes … More Teletext, The Mail and Hairy Fandangos. My review of the Olympics.